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Hi I'm Erin and I'm quite in love with Ed Sheeran.

bowlingforsoup:

id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post

follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

malefactum:

malefactum:

I think this is the part where I tell you not to actually kill anyone 

96 thousand people on here either have murder fetishes or want to look like they kill people, what does that say about us?

midnawolf6658:

letterstomrpotter:

Longer than 30 words, but I’m making an exception. I absolutely love this.

midnawolf6658:

letterstomrpotter:

Longer than 30 words, but I’m making an exception. I absolutely love this.

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alanaism:

i feel like at least 80% of the problems in x-men could be solved if someone just kept magneto on one of those child leashes you see in malls and zoos

cramp:

fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over


"Mad was the last kid I saw and he was asleep. He was 3 months old and they put him in my arms and he stayed asleep and they put him in the bath and he stayed asleep and I thought he was narcoleptic or something. Then he opened his eyes and just stared at me for the longest time and I just stared at him and I started crying and he smiled. And it wasn’t that he smiled that he liked me, it was just that I hadn’t held children in my life and I was always considered so dark and I always had so many things that made me feel like maybe I shouldn’t be somebody’s mom because certainly the world has an opinion of me and I’m not so sure about myself and am I gonna be the best mom? So the fact that this little kid seemed at ease gave me the courage to feel like I could make him happy. And so we became a family right then." — Angelina Jolie

"Mad was the last kid I saw and he was asleep. He was 3 months old and they put him in my arms and he stayed asleep and they put him in the bath and he stayed asleep and I thought he was narcoleptic or something. Then he opened his eyes and just stared at me for the longest time and I just stared at him and I started crying and he smiled. And it wasn’t that he smiled that he liked me, it was just that I hadn’t held children in my life and I was always considered so dark and I always had so many things that made me feel like maybe I shouldn’t be somebody’s mom because certainly the world has an opinion of me and I’m not so sure about myself and am I gonna be the best mom? So the fact that this little kid seemed at ease gave me the courage to feel like I could make him happy. And so we became a family right then." — Angelina Jolie

balcerak:

Infinite multiverses and I’m stuck in the one where superheroes are fictional and people kill other people for having different colored skin

thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

nintendontdodrugs:

Chris Ramsey calling out Katie Hopkins for her views on fat people.

dutchster:

"Gay people are ruining the sanctity of marriage"

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buckybernes:

amortizing:

me: “sleeps for 5 hours” tired
me: “sleeps for 17 hours” tired
me: “sleeps for a month” tired
me: “sleeps for a year” still tired

me: “sleeps for 70 years” I am Captain America

wreckedteens:

wearing a black bra and black underwear cause you’re a fierce bitch